I found this funny web site this morning and I thought I'd share some of the "punny" humour that it serves up. Enjoy.
http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_1287bakesale
U.S. and South Korea reacted with shock and suspicion on Tuesday to the first declaration from the reclusive North Korea that it was holding a nationwide Bake Sale.
The US Defence Secretary, Donald Rumsfeld expressed concern over the large-scale fund raiser.
"We are curious, yet keep a skeptic eye, over this event" said Rumsfeld. "A fund raiser of this proportion raises many concerns for us and neighboring countries."
The sale by the communist North presents a major challenge to President Bush, setting his second term with a policy aimed at ending North Asia's nuclear crisis. Distribution of creamy pastries and buttery goods might soften political views of those once opposed.
Chang Myung-soon, an expert on North Korea's military at the Korea Institute for Military Studies said that the sale could generate revenue somewhere in the billions. In most part to purchase made to Sweden, Germany and the Massachusetts.
The crisis over the North's baking ambitions erupted in October 2002 when the United States said North Korea had acknowledged it had a secret recipe for Banana bread based on highly enriched flower as well as a plutonium scheme that it had put on hold.
The U.S. feels it can take no chances after failing to deter a Walk-a-thon organized by Russia in the early part of 1981.
In an unrelated food story, Jarrett, the former fat guy who says he lost a ton of weight eating Subway Sandwiches must think we are all retarded if he thinks that his diet plan is sound advice. He states that for one year he ate a six inch turkey at lunch and then a twelve inch vegetarian for dinner.
Doing the math that's about $8.00 a day x 365=$2920! Even if it was closer to $2000 for the year, for that kind of money he could have went to cooking school, learned how to make his own nutritiously balanced meals, then walk home every night. At the end of the year the fat ass would have lost all the weight and wouldn't be on tv everyday making me lose my lunch.
Sorry for the rant I haven't had breakfast yet and my tea tastes like it was brewed in an old rusty tank. Time to CLR the calcium deposits out of the kettle.
Later,
Kenaz.
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