John Sebelius, 23, has the backing of his mother and father, U.S. Magistrate Judge Gary Sebelius. Apparently both parents "are very proud of their son John's creativity and talent."
Picture of the game board.
The game can be bought here for $34.99.
"Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss' lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse's desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole."
The artistry of each handcrafted piece is matched with comparable humor & intelligence on every card. Stack your smokes, sharpen your shank, and get ready for an experience that only someone on the outside could appreciate.
Game Includes:
* 19" x 19" Don't Drop The Soap™ Gameboard
* 5 Collectible Criminal Tokens
* 7 Decks of Prison Location Cards
* 7 Snap-On Location Icons
* Soap Dish Parole Card Holder
* Deck of Parole Cards
* Stack of Play Cigarettes
* Pair of Dice
* Book of Instructions
A game to be played with a group of your closest friends. The ones who like to play nice and slow because that's how they like it, nice and slow. You know, the ones that you have gotten to know over the last 3-5 years.
Later,
Kenaz
