Booming commercial construction is sparking demand for ornamental trees, leading to a 44 percent increase in the price of a pear tree, which helped push the price for buying all the items in the "The Twelve Days of Christmas," up 3.1 percent to $18,920.59 US according to a CNN study.
With the cost of gift giving ever on the rise and for those like me who don't think Christmas giving should place you in the poor house. I offer you my rendition of the popular carol "The Twelve Days of Christmas" for working stiffs like me. All the gifts are legitimate items that I found on E-Bay. Total cost $65.67 + $50.00 Shipping! (I'm serious)
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
The Partridge Family Christmas CD and a pack of Bradford pear tree seeds.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A two turtle dove coin from the Isle of Man,
The Partridge Family Christmas CD and a pack of Bradford pear tree seeds.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three styrofoam hens covered in feathers,
A two turtle dove coin from the Isle of Man,
And the Partridge Family Christmas CD and a pack of Bradford pear tree seeds.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A how to call hunting birds video ,
Three styrofoam hens covered in feathers,
A two turtle dove coin from the Isle of Man,
And the Partridge Family Christmas CD and a pack of Bradford pear tree seeds.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden onion rings from Harvy's, sorry I'm getting kind of hungry.
A how to call hunting birds video ,
Three styrofoam hens covered in feathers,
A two turtle dove coin from the Isle of Man,
And the Partridge Family Christmas CD and a pack of Bradford pear tree seeds.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
An ugly silk six geese flying tie,
Five golden onion rings from Harvy's, sorry I'm getting kind of hungry.
A how to call hunting birds video ,
Three styrofoam hens covered in feathers,
A two turtle dove coin from the Isle of Man,
And the Partridge Family Christmas CD and a pack of Bradford pear tree seeds.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven swans cell phone face plate,
An ugly silk six geese flying tie,
Five golden onion rings from Harvy's, sorry I'm getting kind of hungry.
A how to call hunting birds video ,
Three styrofoam hens covered in feathers,
A two turtle dove coin from the Isle of Man,
And the Partridge Family Christmas CD and a pack of Bradford pear tree seeds.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Cow Milk Maids 1000 Piece Jigsaw,
Seven swans cell phone face plate,
An ugly silk six geese flying tie,
Five golden onion rings from Harvy's, sorry I'm getting kind of hungry.
A how to call hunting birds video ,
Three styrofoam hens covered in feathers,
A two turtle dove coin from the Isle of Man,
And the Partridge Family Christmas CD and a pack of Bradford pear tree seeds.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine lady bears dancing ornament
Cow Milk Maids 1000 Piece Jigsaw,
Seven swans cell phone face plate,
An ugly silk six geese flying tie,
Five golden onion rings from Harvy's, sorry I'm getting kind of hungry.
A how to call hunting birds video ,
Three styrofoam hens covered in feathers,
A two turtle dove coin from the Isle of Man,
And the Partridge Family Christmas CD and a pack of Bradford pear tree seeds.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten lords a-leaping Christmas glass for your tooth brushes,
Nine lady bears dancing ornament
Cow Milk Maids 1000 Piece Jigsaw,
Seven swans cell phone face plate,
An ugly silk six geese flying tie,
Five golden onion rings from Harvy's, sorry I'm getting kind of hungry.
A how to call hunting birds video ,
Three styrofoam hens covered in feathers,
A two turtle dove coin from the Isle of Man,
And the Partridge Family Christmas CD and a pack of Bradford pear tree seeds.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven year old WWE Rowdy Roddy Piper T-Shirt,
Ten lords a-leaping Christmas glass for your tooth brushes,
Nine lady bears dancing ornament
Cow Milk Maids 1000 Piece Jigsaw,
Seven swans cell phone face plate,
An ugly silk six geese flying tie,
Five golden onion rings from Harvy's, sorry I'm getting kind of hungry.
A how to call hunting birds video ,
Three styrofoam hens covered in feathers,
A two turtle dove coin from the Isle of Man,
And the Partridge Family Christmas CD and a pack of Bradford pear tree seeds.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve neon drummers ear plugs,
Eleven year old WWE Rowdy Roddy Piper T-Shirt,
Ten lords a-leaping Christmas glass for your tooth brushes,
Nine lady bears dancing ornament
Cow Milk Maids 1000 Piece Jigsaw,
Seven swans cell phone face plate,
An ugly silk six geese flying tie,
Five golden onion rings from Harvy's, sorry I'm getting kind of hungry.
A how to call hunting birds video ,
Three styrofoam hens covered in feathers,
A two turtle dove coin from the Isle of Man,
And the Partridge Family Christmas CD and a pack of Bradford pear tree seeds!
Happy Hollidays,
Kenaz
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